those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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