My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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