i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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