hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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