Say something about gay babies.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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