Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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