Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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