turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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