Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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