Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it's like iHOP with fire
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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