I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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