you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I have post one night stand depression
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