My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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