i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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