what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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