She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
