Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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