I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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