I wanna passion pit in your ass
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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