the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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