at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
where does the pee come out of this thing
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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