I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
people are starting to question the shark bite story
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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