are you still at the devil's house?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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