Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My balls are so social today.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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