Need sex. Gaining weight.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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