Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize