Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
is it fun? or sober?
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