On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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