I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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