I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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