I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think your dad took our porno
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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