her vagine was all disorganized.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
should my penis look like a turkey
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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