so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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