Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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