She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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