You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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