After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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