That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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