well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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