I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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