Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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