I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
