she was so not down for the gang bang
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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