She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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