I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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