I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
