We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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