Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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