I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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