dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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