Small penises have feelings too.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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