im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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