do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
